Ori’s Crazy Mom Said
Me: I think I’ll order an iPod Nano for my birthday…
Mom: Is that what you use when you don’t have a boyfriend?
Submitted by: Ori
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Me: I think I’ll order an iPod Nano for my birthday…
Mom: Is that what you use when you don’t have a boyfriend?
Submitted by: Ori
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Dad: "If your mom ever wanted to kill me she could totally get away with it."
Mom: "Why do you think I stay up late watching those cold case files on Court T.V.?"
Submitted by: LaLaLauren
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Dad to my brother: You should really wash your hair otherwise it’ll be all gross like your sister’s.
Submitted by: Mai
Me to Mom: "So I said, ‘So’s your face!’"
Mom: "Ha ha! Yeah tell him that’s what his mother said! Or…. um…. that’s what his sister said…. wait, is that right?"
Submitted by: Rachel
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Dad was lying on his back, then decided to put both arms and legs into the air.
"You know, if I were a dead hamster, I’d look like this!
Submitted by: Dannielle
Mom: "Compared to dogs we’re basically blind. You know–nose-blind."
Submitted by: Alison
Mom: The key is to put the mousetraps OUTSIDE, that way the mice don’t come in.
Submitted by: Keeper of the Mom Quotes
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Mom: "NO! That pancake mix is for emergencies only!!"
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Gram to my brother and his Fiance: "So are you two having sex?"
Brother: "Not that it’s any of your business, but no we aren’t."
Gram: "OHH GOD IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT!"
Submitted by: Christopher Brown