Mom – “What do you think about my earrings?”
Me – “Huge, but really pretty.”
Mom – “That’s what you father says about my boobs.”
Submitted by: TMI, Mom
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Submitted by TMI, Mom | Posted 8 February, 2010 at 8:00
Posted in Gross, oh mom | Tags: big boobs, mom, TMI
Dad was making a cup of tea and called through to Mum in the lounge:
“Where are the teabags?”
Mum’s reply?
“In the coffee jar marked ‘Sugar’, where they always are!”
Submitted by: never live it down
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Submitted by never live it down | Posted 8 February, 2010 at 7:00
Posted in oh mom, wait... what? | Tags: oh mom, wait... what?
Me: Mom, you fly is down.
Mom, after glancing down and noticing it to be true: Oh, yes I was just waiting for your father.
Submitted by: Jessica
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Submitted by Jessica | Posted 8 February, 2010 at 6:00
Posted in oh mom, wait... what? | Tags: oh mom, TMI, wait... what?
The drug talk.
Dad: At least stay away from tequila. When you end up duct taped to a telephone pole naked and you don’t remember how you got there or where you are, you know you’ve gone too far. I would know.
Submitted by: never drinking
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Submitted by never drinking | Posted 7 February, 2010 at 10:00
Posted in advice, oh dad | Tags: facepalm, oh dad, substance abuse
Talking to my parents about marriage.
Mom: Love never ends.
Dad: The sex does, however.
Submitted by: DT
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Submitted by DT | Posted 7 February, 2010 at 6:00
Posted in The Birds & The Bees, advice, marital advice, oh dad, oh mom | Tags: marital advice, mom and dad, sex
(Standing around my father’s grave my mother was holding his ashes contained in a small wooden box…)
Pastor: Joanne, is there anything you’d like to say?
Mom: Yes, I would. (quiet pause) “Fred, this is the first time I’ve been able to lift you by myself.”
Submitted by: Sue
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Submitted by Sue | Posted 6 February, 2010 at 10:00
Posted in In The Family | Tags: death, i loled, oh mom
Dad: (To my mom) “You’re as sharp as a bowling ball!”
Mom: “HA! Bowling balls aren’t SHARP!” (Smug look on her face)
Submitted by: D.K.
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Submitted by D.K. | Posted 6 February, 2010 at 6:00
Posted in facepalm, oh mom | Tags: facepalm, Good One, mom and dad
At a drive through restaurant window:
Mom: Can I get an iced coffee please?
Employee: We don’t have iced coffee.
Mom: Do you have Ice?
Employee: Yes.
Mom: Do you have coffee?
Employee: Yes.
Mom: Ta-daaaaaa!!!
Submitted by: coffeemom
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Submitted by coffeemom | Posted 5 February, 2010 at 10:00
Posted in Good One, oh mom |
Mom: I love your new car, you must have heated seats?
Me: Yep, why?
Mom: ‘Cause it was either that, or I just peed my pants.
Submitted by: Sue
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Submitted by Sue | Posted 5 February, 2010 at 8:00
Posted in Gross, oh mom, technology |
My dad, while discussing the state of popular music today: “I don’t understand how people can idolize singers with names like Amy Firestone and Lady GooGoo.”
Submitted by: Monica
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Submitted by Monica | Posted 5 February, 2010 at 6:00
Posted in facepalm, oh dad | Tags: facepalm, oh dad, out of touch
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