24
Nov
2009
You can’t get a cat, a cat would pee in the butter and not tell you
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Submitted by A | Posted 24 November, 2009 at 12:00
Posted in advice | Tags: butter?, cat, wtf?
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Nah… They just lick all the butter. And they leave little patterns on the butter to let you know they approve.
NO, you dummy! They eat you’re CHEEZEBURGERS and don’t tell you!
I’m so glad someone else owns a cholesterol cat, too. Now I know I’m not alone.
because it is soooo much better if they told you (leaving questions towards your sanity…)
You mean they DON’T usually tell you that stuff? I’ll have to tell Mittens to quit it..
Yeah, dogs are much better. Dogs tell you when they pee in the butter. Wait, what?
LMAO
sounds like someone had an “experience” in the past
Cat… Did you pee in my butter? it’s cool if you did… but, y’know, you better tell me…
Thanks Fima, I LOL’d.
(cat to hoomin) No, no, it was the HAMSTER! The HAMSTER! I swear it! Srsly!
I would never do anything of the sort!
Neither would I, it’d be a waste of perfectly good butter.
Besides, peeing on the pillowcases is so much more effective.
Exactly! And I always make sure the humans know that I am displeased!
Understandable. I pee in the butter and don’t tell anyone…
No Wonder My Toast Tasted So Weird The Other Morning…
And a dog would?
Wouldn’t you notice the buttery pawprints leading AWAY from the butter dish?